Small Dick, Big Heart

"You don't know if you like it until you try it"

"If you suck your own dick, are you gay?"

I never litter with my cig butts...unless there's no trashcan right there"

"Nice directional, asshole"

"Sure..........That's a great idea"

"Put your sister on the phone"

"I'm busy Saturday's at 2pm...until 2:05"

"69...that's the year Casey was born"